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Notable Characters/The Heroes of Vaardland/Bilgar of Hilgar.md

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+Bilgar was an orkish warrior from the desert wasteland of Vaardland. He rode a giant bear named Zoe. Bilgar, unsurprisingly to y, came from the Hilgar region of Vaardland. At the time of his joining, he had been searching for a way to restore the magical streams that once fed Hilgar and befriended an orphan bear he named Zoe.
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+Bilgar and Zoe journeyed with the Heroes beyond their crystal sphere to battle pirates and Nezznara. He returned home to Vaardland with the heroes and set out again for Hilgar, hearing of a group of adventurers who had discovered the key to Hilgars springs.
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+Bilgar found the adventurers and helped them defeat an undead monstrosity that had stolen the springs power.
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+With the springs restored, Bilgar rallied his clan and began rebuilding Hilgar. Other clans joined him and within ten years, the land was restored to an oasis.
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+Bilgar then disappeared from Vaardland. His whereabouts are unknown, but scriers claim he and Zoe are warlords in the upper layer of hell.

Notable Characters/The Heroes of Vaardland/Burgell Schmurgle.md

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+**Pronounced**: (burGell ShmurGell)
+**Real Name**: Dingleberry Feltchbunger
+**Known Aliases**: Burgell Schmurgel, Bingbong Durgle, Fnimble Oakphallus, Lord Boddynock Timbercock, Kevin the Basedgod, Vaardland's King of Pop, Bobo Wilcox 
+**Birthplace**: Outer Gnomerend, south woods
+**Criminal Profile**: Pathological liar with no poker face, incorrigible gambler, severely adept pickpocket with an eye for value (both monetary and emotional), legendary prankster.
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+![[NewBurgell.webp]]
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+Known for running from fights just as often as delivering killing blows to mighty foes. \[The High Elves have redacted many of the details of regarding the current whereabouts of Burgell\] "Kevin let your light shine down" is played in his memory.
+#### WANTED CRIMINAL IN SEVERAL JURISDICTIONS
+Including:
+- The Infernal Rapture (establishment)
+- Biff Chalky's Funtastic Family Fallafel (establishment)
+- Nephil (empire)
+- YesAnd (planet)
+- Erythnul (planet)
+- Target (establishment)
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+**RIP**: the spiders Dingus, Dungal, Drano, Bubba, Tiny, and Rex, Lil Ben the rat, and Darius Smuckers the owl who isn't dead, but he's dead to me Burgell will be remembered by the Heroes of Vaardland and a few dozen pigeons, and he will be feared by all those toadstool humping tickwits watching Itch. I am coming for you assholes.
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+That's right, I wrote my own bio AND I faked my death. See yous in the funny papers, kids.

Notable Characters/The Heroes of Vaardland/Detective Maletir.md

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+Maletir is an orcish ranger who was a private investigator on Vaardland. He was known for his heavy longbow, his distinctive poncho and hat, and his direct manner.
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+After unearthing the hidden Warforged in Harborcrown, Maletir set out on other cases. He has directly or indirectly contributed to uncovering Neoji and Drow operatives, finding stolen goods, and freeing trafficked people.
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+Maletir has been spotted in many places throught the galaxy. His current whereabouts are unknown.